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[Scarlett]

Anonymous asked:

Ew

my first hater❣️❣️❣️

[Scarlett]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY RED EYELINER

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[jellycreamjammedart]

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[lorillee]

it actually makes me so sad there are some people who havent seen fireflies irl like. come with me. let me show you. lets go out in the yard at 8 in the evening and catch fireflies together

[lorillee]

us

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[greelin]

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

[greelin]

everyone else out. No one else tag this post. this is the only one.

[Scarlett]

[onemanstampede]

some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

[woke-up-on-derse]

in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people

[gnomer-denois]

In my fantasies I can prevent people from being hurt, even if it means I get hurt in their stead.

[scarlet-sasquatch]

In my fantasies i dont have to know how to aim

[Scarlett]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[firstsineoftrouble]

#haha i lived near one of those lakes! theres a whole forest of trees that still haven’t decayed. i saw them on my uncles’ fishfinder sonar#someone dies on that lake every year on july fourth without fail. could be drunken recklessness. could be ghosts. you never know!#and yes the sunken town just happened to be historically black 👍

(tags by @argonphoenix)

I'm sorry, w h a t

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[megan-renee]

obsessed

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[fourdancingmoths]

Hate it when the Stardew Valley NPCs get mad at me for digging in their garbage. Like bitch I carry this town on my back. "Ew! Thats awful!" You know what else would be awful? The decaying shambles this town will be left in when I leave because you were all mean to me. Without me Pelican Town is nothing do not fucking test me

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[carnelianscar]

hi bleached eyebrows r back

[carnelianscar]

yeahhhhh this one’s doing numbers boys

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[pussyronin]

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

[midnightmadwoman]

Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home